For the introverts, the dog lovers, and the ones who know where the real party is — with the pup.
Our “Currently Avoiding Humans with My Dog” sweatshirt/tee is soft, durable, and designed for ultimate comfort on dog walks, coffee runs, or cozy nights in.
Unisex Fit – flattering for dog moms, dads, and every pawrent in between
Premium Comfort – made from a soft cotton/poly blend for all-day wear
Statement Graphic – bold, readable design that gets a smile (or knowing nod)
Easy Care – machine washable, retains shape and print after every wash
Year-Round Style – pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or leggings
Perfect for:
Avoiding small talk, weekend lounging, dog park hangs, or gifting to your favorite dog-loving introvert.
Available Colors: Heather Gray, Black, Sand, and White
Sizes: XS–3XL
🐾 Because sometimes the best company walks on four legs.
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
